"you should go to sleep" yeah i should but that doesn’t mean i will. or can
Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators.
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair