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bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

bynce

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

  • Beyonce and Andre 3000
  • Back To Black
  • The Great Gatsby

exclusiveprince:

Beyonce x Andre 3000 - Back to Black

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood

earthdad:

too ugly to get followers from selfies and not funny enough to get followers from posts

earthdad

pornstarbucks:

pornstarbucks

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

h0llo

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

BuzzFeed

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

hayleu

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

jbkats
  • Me:
  • Parents:
  • Me:
  • Parents:
  • Me: *puts earbuds in*
  • Parents: iebdwibtifhd
  • Me: what
  • Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
  • Me: what
  • Me: *takes out earbuds*
  • Parents:
  • Parents:
  • Me: *puts earbuds back in*
  • Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
  • Me: what
normalpasta
lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

neptunain

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

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